Ahh yes, the cougar of all cougars... Demi Moore! It's almost like she wrote the book on cougars! This 45-year-old actress is, in my view, the pioneer of all cougars. She took the idea of hunting young-blooded men to exaggerated lengths when she decided to set her sights after Ashton Kutcher, a man 15 years her younger, and dig her cougar claws right into his back! With that said, is there anyone more deserving of the Cougar of the Day award than Demi? In my estimation, no, absolutely not! Thus, today, I name Demi Moore the CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day... which, also, I am proud to say, makes her one of those rare two-time Cougar of the Day award winners! Congratulations, Demi!
However, in the midst of a celebrity world marred with short-lived and tumultuous relationships, I must say Demi has been a good mommy wife to Ashton! The two seem to go together like ground lamb and tuna fish on a sesame seed bun! Mmm, delicious! So, it seems that although it may appear to be unconventional on the surface, maybe that's just what young men need in their lives... a good cougar! I mean, look at Demi... she was out last night at the 25th Miami International Film Festival looking way hotter than any 45-year-old woman should look.
Honestly, it should probably be illegal in some states for a woman this old to look this good! But, if that's the case, I don't care, lock me up!? Not to mention, just thought of Demi Moore and handcuffs sparks all sorts of colorful pictures in my little imagination... hmm... too far? Maybe! Either way, I'll stop and give Demi the floor now to show the world what it's really like to be a modern-day cougar!
