The other night, Paris Hilton attempted to show off her more spiritual side by walking around with what appeared to be a Buddhist monk. However, it has now been revealed that it wasn't a real monk! Rather, the man she was with was an actor and the whole thing was staged! TMZ says:
His name is Maxie Santillan. He's starred in tons of films and TV shows including "My Name is Earl" and "Pirates of the Caribbean." According to IMDB, Maxie's latest projects are all in "post production" so clearly he has enough free time to whore it up for Paris."
See, that's just terrible. Paris is a dirty, scheming, horrible person! But, I must say, it kind of reminds me of that one time when I went to the park by the lake and I had a little puppy on a leash and I stood by a tree until all the hot ladies noticed my puppy and came over to talk to me. However, much to their surprise, once they leaned down to pet the little guy, they realized it was a stuffed beagle that I picked up on sale at the local taxidermist. Needless to say, it freaked out a lot of chicks... but one toothless broad thought it was pretty clever... so we hooked up that day. True story. So yea, I guess I'm not much better than Paris Hilton after all! Paris, I'll see you in hell!
