Celeb Parasite

Rihanna and Chris Brown

Remember when I entertained the possibility that Rihanna and Chris Brown may be romantically involved? Well, that possibility has just become a definite as they were caught making out in Paris this weekend! Us Magazine says:

Rihanna and Chris Brown are getting more comfortable taking their romance public.

They hugged and kissed Saturday night at a Paris Fashion Week party for famed photographer Peter Beard..

"They were aware of people watching them but couldn’t keep their hands off each other!" an onlooker tells Usmagazine.com. "It was a very sexy PDA..

"By the end of the evening, they were kissing passionately, and Rihanna was lying in Chris’s arms," the eyewitness adds. "If people weren’t sure if they were going out before, they certainly knew afterwards!""

Wow, I hope Chris Brown knows what he has here... Rihanna's got one of the best booties in the entire world right now... not to mention that she's just generally hot. But, chances are, Chris Brown is just some arrogant punk that's going to ride his Michael Jackson-esque dancing ability and he's Lionel Richie good looks as far as they will take him! Then again, what do you expect, these too are just kids... he's only 18-years-old and Rihanna just turned twenty a couple of weeks ago! Ohh, look at that, an older woman! Sure, it's less than a 2-year difference, but at that age, that's huge. I remember I once dated this chick in college... she was hideous... but she was about 4 years older than me and could by me booze, so I figured, why not take one for the team!?

I'm sure that's not the case with Chris... Rihanna's ungodly hot... but hey, it still makes it that much better that she's older! Which brings me to my next point... at this pace, could Rihanna be one of the future cougars of America... and if so, I should probably organize an official government-sanctioned group called "Future Cougars of America"... and then, while I'm at it, I could start up one for the young guys of the world who desire such cougars... we could call it "The Hunted"! Well, I'm sure none of that will happen, but a man can have his dreams, can't he!? Anyway, here's Rihanna and Chris making out Saturday night while they were in Paris together. I know they're low quality, but it's proof nonetheless... we'll post high quality versions if there are any out there destined to hit the internet. Okay, bye.

3.04.08 at 11:26:53 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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