Celeb Parasite

Britney Spears and Sam Lutfi

Not even a court-issued restraining order can keep creepy Sam Lutfi (shown above) away from Britney! OK! Magazine says:

Nothing, not even a restraining order, will keep Sam Lutfi away from Britney Spears.

The pop star's former pal, who was formally served with papers two weeks ago, is fighting back and has enlisted the help of none other than Brit herself to overturn the restraining order.

According to a News of the World report, Sam, who's banned from going within 250 yards of the pop star, contacted Britney via a third party to sway the 26-year-old back on his side.

"I am going to call Britney to the stand so she can tell the world how I was helping her," Sam reportedly said. "I am innocent. I am Britney's friend and would never hurt her.""

Wow, this guy is a scumbag. But, you have to give him credit for his resilience. Sometimes, when dealing with women, especially emotionally unstable women like Britney, all it takes is resilience and perseverence... it makes them feel loved. Seriously, I once knew this goofy-looking, borderline hideous dude back in school and he would always score the hottest chicks. I never knew how he did it, until one day he said it's just all about never giving up. He would call all of these hot baby carrots off the hook throughout the day and they would always ignore him, knowing he was not only annoying, but also physically repulsive... yet he would still do this with several hot chicks at a time.

Then, inevitably, as the day progressed, he would continue calling them until finally one would usually pick up, crying because her tough guy boyfriend left her... then, seeing that my repulsive buddy was there for her and called moments after the break-up, the hot baby carrot would think it was fate that he called and was there for her, then he would meet up with her and they would do it. It was genius, really. And it looks like this Lutfi guy is just like that... nothing will stop him, not even a restraining order... until finally he gets in contact with a sad, emotionally fragile Britney and he'll be in there mooching off of her again in no time! I give this guy a lot of credit... he know what he's doing!

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