In the April issue of Harper's Bazaar, which features Demi Moore on its cover, Ashton Kutcher explains how he was able to overcome any negativity and become close to Demi's ex-husband, Bruce Willis. Us Magazine says:
“Once I did that, it was a cakewalk,” he adds.
As for his relationship with Moore and Willis’ kids Rumer, 19; Scout, 16; and Tallulah, 14 (who pose with their mom for the first time in the mag) Kutcher says, “I am eternally grateful for having them in my life."
The fact that the kids say they love and admire him as much as their biological dad, “makes me want to cry and hug them and cry a little bit more,” adds Kutcher..."
Wow, with Ashton sharing his gushy feelings about the kids and talking about how he loves them so much that he just wants to "cry and hug them and cry a little bit more", I've finally figured out what makes all the kids and Bruce Willis get along with him... they all think he's Demi's gay friend. Bruce tolerates Ashton because he thinks that no matter what anyone says, there's no way a skinny little over-sensitive kid like Ashton Kutcher could steal Bruce "tough-guy" Willis' wife like that. He thinks it's gotta be some sort of joke that he just has to play along with for a while until Demi takes him back.
Yea... so, I worry for Ashton's life on the day when someone tells Bruce that all this time, Ashton's actually married to Demi and has been sleeping with her all along. I anticipate a lot of gunfire and exaggerated explosions in the Kutcher-Moore household the day when Bruce can't take it anymore and finally goes Die Hard on all of them!!! Until then, Ashton, good luck!
