When Paris Hilton was seen out with some sort of religious monk the other day, it was all a prank being played on the paparazzi and the media! And, much like all pranks in Hollywood, that little fairy-boy Ashton Kutcher was behind all of it for his new show "Pop Fiction"! Damn you, Kutcher! You're so damn elusive! Specifically, USA Today says:
Turns out, as some outlets later discovered, the "mystic" was an actor named Maxie Santillan Jr., who has appeared on CSI and My Name Is Earl. And though some accused Hilton of getting Punk'd, the joke's on them: The entire scene was staged for a new show from Punk'd producer Ashton Kutcher premiering Sunday on E! (10:30 ET/PT).
Pop Fiction, an eight-episode series, is a prank show targeting paparazzi and gullible media outlets. It's made with the eager help of stars, who were the laughing stocks of Kutcher's former MTV show. This time the shoe's on the other foot, and the series has been kept so tightly under wraps that E!'s own website fell victim to the Hilton hoax and other planted stories that producers won't yet divulge."
Ohhh snap! It looks like the celebrities have turned the joke around and put it on the paparazzi and the media! I can't believe this! And to think, Paris Hilton was instrumental in making this happen! Nooo! The world's most brainless humans have now had the laugh on all of us humans of normal intelligence! This is crazy! I don't know what to believe, my whole world has been turned upside down and the "rug" that is the foundation of my life has been pulled out from under me.
In situations like this, there's only one thing left to do... I must retreat into my room with no food and water for 3 days... then punch a mirror and spend those 3 days as a recluse picking up the shattered pieces of glass and superglue-ing them back in their frame to physically express the metaphor that I am "picking up the pieces of my life." I leave you know, children. Much work is to be done. I'll see you in 72 hours.
