Jessica Simpson is heading to Kuwait today to perform for the troops stationed there... but don't expect her to enjoy any luxuries while she's there, she's "roughing it" just like the soldiers! The New York Post's Page Six says:
When asked about the reason why Jessica wouldn't be pampered, the United States military responded: "We wanted someone with actual singing talent... so to answer your question... why wouldn't we pamper Jessica? Because !@#$ her, that's why!". Damn, those military guys are tough... Jessica's a sweet, gentle soul, she shouldn't be treated like that. About having no talent though, they were spot-on. Wow, those guys may be cruel, but holy cow are they accurate! They're like little ninja's coming out of nowhere and striking you wear it hurts. Only, they're really blunt and straight-forward and not ninja-like at all... hmm, it's funny how that works.
Jessica Simpson out and about looking hot last weekend:
