It looks like Heidi "Plastic-face" Montag and her goofy boyfriend Spencer Pratt might be having some relationship problems! Uh oh, trouble in Camelot! Us Magazine says:
"Spencer and I have really had our ups and downs this past year," Montag tells Us. "I've definitely been betrayed by friends before, but I've never had a boyfriend do this to me."
She adds, "Spencer and I may differ on what it means to cheat.""
See, I normally hate everything about Spencer Pratt. Everything from his stupid curly hair and his stupid goofy smile and his damn pastel polo shirts. He's pretty much everything I hate in this world all mushed up and personified by one spoiled, preppy, caucasian. However, I have to give him props for hooking up with another chick behind Heidi's back and playing the whole "I have a different definition of 'cheating' than you do" card! That's priceless!
I did that once to a chick... a few years back I was dating this chick and I hooked up with her younger sister and said "It's not cheating because it's YOUR sister!"... Yea, she didn't buy that. I guess she didn't like what I did there... or it may or may not have to do with the fact that the chick I was dating was a 43-year-old single mom and I didn't cheat on her with her sister... it was her 19-year-old daughter! Baaaabbbyyyy! So, yea, as you can imagine, things weren't cool between us until we finally met up on Springer and talked out our problems on national television in nothing but our underwear! Yea, it was pretty sweet... no big deal!
