Paris Hilton was doing her best Goldmember impression on Thursday during the much anticipated launch of her new clothing line at the Kitson boutique in L.A.
Hey, Paris... how about a Shmoke and a Pancake?.. No?... A Bong and a Blintz?... Still no?.. All right, all right, how about a DONG and a SCHLITZ!? Ahh, that's better!
Anyway, Yahoo celebrity news tells us that Paris has been dreaming about having her own clothing line since she was a little school girl... She said:
If by "bright and flashy" you mean "tight and trashy," then yes. You and Goldmember up there were a match made in heaven. I guess that's why you're looking over at him saying "Nice jumpsuit!" Don't forget Paris, he's also got a big wooden member... now isn't that something you'd be interested in?
She also described the clothing line with this:
Aww, that's sweet. I just hoped you washed it, because who knows where that ish has been...
Anyway, check out Paris getting her Goldmember on...
I LOOOOOOOVE GOOOOOOOOLD!!!
By the way, be sure to check out the alternate photo below!
