Matt Damon and his wife Luciana are expecting their second child! Us Magazine reports:
Luciana, 32, sported a baby bump while walking the red carpet with Damon at the Empire Awards in London tonight, where Damon won Best Film for Bourne Ultimatum.
There, Damon, 37, told Us that he'd "love to come" to London and do a play, "but at the moment I am Daddy and I have to make sure I work around the family and the time the kids are getting up and going to bed — everything revolves around them."
The couple are already parents to Isabella, born June 2006, and Alexia, 9, from Luciana's previous marriage."
Wow, Matt Damon is all grown up, isn't he? He's daddy both to Isabella, his first child with Luciana, and to Alexia, who is Luciana's daughter from her previous marriage... and now they're expecting a third child to get thrown in the mix. They seem like such a happy little family... it's a beautiful thing! I do have one piece of advice, though, Matt. This seems strikingly similar to my first marriage... everything looked great on the outside, we had two kids, a doggy, the picket-fence, the whole deal... hell, she was even a hot latina just like your wife...
Everything was fine until her lost love from her days back in South America, Diego, came up to our suburban American home and claimed my wife as his own... I laughed it off at first... until my wife said something about how she's heading to "Sur America" (Spanish for "South America") because love demanded it. Next thing I know I'm paying child support out my ass, sending checks to Bogota, because my wife turned out to be a tramp who was willing to throw our lives away for an old flame! Dammit, Diego, if you're reading this... you're lucky I don't come down there and kill you!
Eh hem... sorry about that... I'm just a little bitter. Anyway, congratulations, Matt!
