Heidi Montag is planning to launch her new clothing line, "Heidi Wood", but not until she finds the perfect venue for the launch party! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
We're told, "Heidi has been [searching] for a place in LA to throw the launch party" for her fashion line - aptly called "Heidi Wood" - though the snitch in her camp said the faux-chested blonde is struggling to find a venue."
Heidi's pathetic. Wow. "Heidi Wood"!?!? Are you F-in' serious!? This chick is so fake and superficial, it makes me want to throw up... even worse than that, Heidi's personality is so repulsive and disgusting, that just the other day I was watching one of those celebrity news shows and they mentioned Heidi's name and my cat heard it and starting throwing up in the corner of my apartment. It was pretty disgusting... but, he couldn't help it, she's just that repulsive... I feel for the little guy. Oh, and quick question... for the womens tops in her clothing line... are there going to be breast implants sewn directly into the front of each piece, or do those come separately!? Or, is she going to lean more toward the Fred Flintstone animal print direction, like that hideous thing she's wearing in that picture above!? ZING! Pathetic, Heidi... "Heidi Wood"!? Honestly. Wow.
