Just in case you were wondering, Angelina Jolie and her very pregnant womb were spotted out in Texas today! Wow, that bump has become less of a little bump and more of a full-fledged "mound" of some sort! Anyway, Us Magazine describes the sighting: Angelina Jolie gave shoppers a good look at her prominent baby bump while shopping at a Barnes & Noble bookstore in Austin, Texas Monday.
The actress, 32, bought books after dropping off 6-year-old son Maddox at school.
Rumors are rampant about where Jolie and beau Brad Pitt are residing these days as Pitt shoots the drama Tree of Life.
"I’m sworn to secrecy," Pebbles Wadsworth, retired director of the University of Texas Performing Arts Center, told the Austin American-Statesman. "But I can say that they are going to have a good family time.""
Well, with Angelina and Brad spending so much time in Texas for his new work, many are saying that the new kid is going to be a Texan. And that's nice because I feel like Angelina and Brad need a Texan in their family. I just picture the little kid coming out of the womb wearing cowboy boots and a cowboy hat with confederate flag print on the brim holding two revolver pistols and screaming out, I need to hunt me some varmin. Yea, that would be perfect, because my stereotypical understanding of Texans is that they walk around in their boots chewing pieces of wheat all day, spitting profusely, and being intolerant of different cultures. This is why it's great that Angelina's kid is going to be that way... you need someone raw and ignorant to shake up the peace and stability of her little United Nations group of foreign children. Now Angelina will have one more piece of the puzzle of trying to get each one of her children to represent the stereotypical understanding we have of different people throughout the world! ZING!
Here's Angelina out in Austin, Texas being the pregnant mama that she is... is it bad if I think she looks hot? Probably. Either way, check out that bump on Angie! Ha, I just noticed, I feel like not enough people call her "Angie"... I might have just started a trend here. Babbbyyy! Okay, enough of me. Bye.
