And now for the latest installment of Guess That Celebrity Booty!..
This is one of those rare anomalies where the booty is not only way too big, but it's shapes... just odd, mismatched, disparate shapes!
I know, it's hard to look at, but it's like driving by a train wreck, you can't help but slow down a bit and look...
Anyway, can you guess the celebrity booty?
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I don't want to know, but I do all at the same time!
If you guessed Jennifer Lopez, then you knew that mother nature would finally catch up to that massive caboose that she was flauntin' in Selena. I must admit though, every time I hear the name "Selena," a little Mexican voice in my head screams out "BIDDY-BIDDY, BUM-BUM!"
In fact, the voice comes from a small Mexican midget named Ramon who lives in my head.
He and I have shared this journey we call life ever since I got in a bar-fight in El Paso and Ramon was there to bail me out... such a sweet guy... you could even say that he's the Sancho to my Don Quixote!
Either way, it looks like there must have been more arroz con pollo* on the set of El Cantante than originally thought.
Or maybe Jenn just ate everything Marc didn't finish while they were filming because he looks more anorexic than ever.
Enough of me though... check out the booty.
*Rice with chicken, a common Latin dish.
