Recently, former best friend of Brooke Hogan, 33-year-old Christiane Plante, has been going to tabloids to share secrets about her adulterous romance with Hulk Hogan that broke up his 24-year marriage to his busty wife Linda. Now, Brooke is lashing out at her former best friend on her MySpace blog! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:
Brooke, 19, writes on her MySpace blog: "I think she [Plante] shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friend's famous father . . . I think we're all seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together.""
Wow, that's pretty awful. I actually feel bad for Brooke. But you can't really blame this Christiane Plante chick... she just wants her 15 minutes of fame... and dammit, I think she deserves it! I mean, she did the nasty with the hulk! Do you have any idea how many dudes in their late 20s these days would kill to have done what she did just because of the memories they have of Hulkamania when they were kids! Gross? Maybe. True? Definitely.
Also, I don't know why Brooke's treating this like Hulk just tripped, fell, and landed in Christiane's bed. I mean, he knew what he was doing... it was a conscious choice made by the Hulk, assuming the chick didn't slip some GHB in his drink, which would make the sexual encounter void in my opinion anyway. So, the bottom line here, Brooke, is that daddy's equally responsible here and, if all of these allegations are true, he simply shouldn't have given into lust by conducting acts of infidelity against his mannish-looking yet loyal wife, Linda. Oh, was that too complicated for ya, Hulky? Let me put this in macho, wrestling-like terms... You should have kept your snake in it's cage, "brotha"! Plain enough for ya?
Brooke squeezing her jacked she-body into really tight clothes on the beach a couple of weeks ago:
