The New York Post's page six reports that MTV's REALITY SHOW The Hills is scripted!
So that means that Heidi and Lauren are just puppets repeating the scripted words of professional writers!
No wonder why that MTV guy up there is pulling L.C.'s strings like she's a fricken marionette!
But it can't be! I don't believe it! L.C. and Heidi, they're pretty much like my sisters by now and they would NEVER lie to me! EVER!
Oh, but wait... is it true that Lauren and three friends showed up at Da Silvano with a camera crew!?!?!
Well, that's not so bad, I mean, with vanity being how it is in Hollywood, maybe L.C. just wanted to admire herself chewing on a piece of lettuce when she got home that evening. Sounds innocent enough...
Yea, innocent... until proven GUILTY! An annoyed patron who was dining at a nearby table the other night when this Da Silvano "Da-saster" occurred says this:
Five takes just to order! I can't believe this!
But wait, at Da Silvano, everything is just so damn good, that even I can't decide... I'm always thinking to myself "chicken or veal... chicken or veal" until I just get frustrated and order both! And no, I'm not spoiled, you're just JEALOUS! SO HA!
Anyway, it looks like the plot of The Hills really is FAKE.
FAKE just like Heidi's breasts.
FAKE just like Heidi's engagement ring.
FAKE just like Spencer Pratt's heterosexuality...
Is ANYTHING real in this world anymore, dammit!?!?!
I feel so used... all this time I thought the people all those shows like Laguna Beach and The Hills just always randomly found themselves in little intriguing situations with on-point dramatic effects because their lives were just that perfect!
My heart, along with the hearts of millions of 17-year-old girls, is officially broken.
I just shed a single tear. Just one though. Let's not get too crazy here!
Well, much like the ancient Roman empire, The Hills too, has finally come to it's demise.
Ah, who am I kidding?.. Fake or not... I'm still tuning in... I'm just waiting for that day when Heidi and L.C. finally confess their love for each other and engage in a fully nude love-making sequence.
Come on guys, you can cut the sexual tension with a butter knife between those two! At least in my mind anyway!
It does still suck that they're so fake it's like they're made out of plastic.
