P. Diddy plans to launch a car service for drunk A-list celebrities so they can all get home safely and avoid arrests after a night of drinking. Us Magazine reports:
"After partnering with Ciroc vodka, he wants to make sure everyone's partying responsibly," his rep tells Us.
One campaign goal? "Making sure nobody gets arrested!" Combs, the father of twins, says."
Oh, what a noble little thing Diddy to do! A nice little car service for drunk celebrities so no one gets arrested. But, much like most other noble things in this world, I highly doubt this will ever catch on. But, why, Ace? Why won't it work... it's perfectly logical and it could save many celebrities many arrests and lives if drunk celebrities had a car service! Ahh, yes, indeed it would, but, it will never catch on because DUI's are just too cool in Hollywood. I mean, look at all the attention all the "coolest" celebrities got after their DUI's. I mean, nothing complements a $10,000 Chanel like a nice DUI. That's HOT! So, yea, I'm a little skeptical if this driving service will work out!
Speaking of DUI's being fashionable because all the cool kids do it... here are some pictures of Paris Hilton out trying her best to look cleavagey last week. Enjoy, kids.
