Now, many of you may not agree with me when I say Paula Abdul is hot, but I think she is, and at the very least, I can only hope that that statement will get some of you guys into a heated dialogue. Personally, I love Paula. I'm not sure if it's because I like that diva attitude of hers and that spunky little personality she's got... but it's something, and I love her. I think actually, what attracts me most to her is her mental instability and her emotional fragility.
I mean, Paula's such an emotional loose cannon that she can pretty much burst into tears about anything... and I like that in a women. The vulnerability... it attracts me. I don't know if I just want to be that guy who "saves" someone emotionally... but I really think having me and my masculine jawline and washboard abs really is a physical manifestation of my strength and stability... so I could be good for Paula. All she would have to do is stare at my chiseled body, and she'd now, that despite the fact that she has just inexplicably burst into tears (most likely because of some sort of chemical imbalance), she can always find safety with me. So, that's why I like Paula.
Oh, and I think she looks pretty damn good for a 45-year-old washed up pop singer/dancer. Which leads me to my next point... at that yor age, Paula, and the fact that sources indicate you've been dating some dude about 12 years your junior since July 2007, I feel that it's only appropriate to present to you the prestigious CelebParasite.com "Cougar of the Day" award. Congratulations, Paula, you've earned it!
Paula on MTV's TRL earlier this week:
