Paris Hilton is going to be on a new MTV reality show called "Paris Hilton's New BFF"! Do you have what it takes to be Paris' new best friend forever!?!? OK! Magazine reports:
"I don't care if it's a boy or a girl," Paris tells OK! of her BFF requirements. "I want someone's who's fun."
Paris Hilton's New BFF, MTV's upcoming reality show, will chronicle the 27-year-old's quest to find the perfect wingman (or woman) from a pool of 20 contestants, who will live together and compete against each other to see who is made of true BFF material.
While Paris looks for someone who is fiercely fun and loyal, one has to wonder what her new BFF will find in her.
"A lot," she proclaims. "I work very hard. I follow my dreams and I'm a good person.""
Okay, I was following right up to the point where she said she works very hard, follows her dreams, and is a good person. Not only is it pathetic that Paris has to come out and explain exactly why any human on this Earth would ever want to become her best friend, she's lying through her damn teeth. Works very hard? How? Unless, unbeknownst to me, she's working the corner in South Central L.A. (an occasion for which she is often appropriately dressed for), then I just don't see it! Everything else she does in life is a joke! Year, so basically, instead of a hard-working good person, she's basically just proven she's a lying skank... so, if you're into being friends with lying skanks, maybe you should sign up as a contestant for the show... or just call my ex-wife. Either way, it's pretty much the same thing.
Paris at the "MTV and Paris Hilton" press conference in Los Angeles for the aforementioned ridiculous show:
