Lindsay Lohan's 67-year-old grandmother endured minor injuries after crashing her car into a tree and a pole on Long Island yesterday. Like grandmother like granddaughter! Specifically, Us Magazine says:
After visiting her cancer-stricken husband at the hospital, Marilyn Lohan was on her way to family dinner when she swerved to avoid an on-coming speeding car, Michael Lohan tells the Post. After the crash, Marilyn was airlifted to a local hospital, where she was treated and released.
Calling her survival an “Easter miracle,” Michael Lohan told the Post, “Jesus kept her out of the grave today.”"
So NOW we know where Lindsay gets her driving habits! Grandma's been playing slalom with on-coming traffic for years! Okay, okay... I'm glad Grandma Lohan turned out to be okay and it seemed to be a pretty stressful time for the Lohans during Easter, but you can't blame me for drawing a parallel! I bet Grandma was a rebel when she was younger... sneaking some moonshine in her car back in the days of prohibition, swerving all over the road, trying to impress the boys with her ability to avoid near head-on collisions at shockingly high-speeds. For some reason, I don't know why, I just pictured Lindsay's Grandma as the mom from "Golden Girls" behind the wheel of a big old car with her head barely above the steering wheel going about 90 in a school zone while taking hits from a little flask that she hides in a really big purse.
Hmm, I wonder if that's how Lindsay will be when she's older... she'll be a 90-year-old retiree in Florida jumping street curbs and hitting the bottle... then when she gets to the nursing home, she'll go do it with have the elderly men in her ward. Which reminds me... I need to look into possible retirement homes that Lindsay will go to when we're all senior citizens... because those guys are going to be the luckiest seniors in the world... and you can never plan to early! Babbbyyyy!
Lindsay out looking hot this past weekend:
