Britney Spears' clothes from her cameo appearance on "How I Met Your Mother" is being auctioned off to benefit the Natural Resources Defense Council! People Magazine says:
A least six items of clothing from the pop star's wardrobe on the show will be auctioned off to benefit the Natural Resources Defense Council, according to the Associated Press.
The auction will begin Monday, right after the episode starring Spears airs on CBS."
Wait, so, Britney's dresses are going to be auctioned off to help the environment!? But I always thought that everything Britney wore was a hazard to the environment considering that she's so filthy these days that anything that comes in contact with her body or her clothing immediately metls and/or decomposes on contact! ZING! I'm just kidding, I think it's great that the proceeds from this auction will go to the Natural Resources Defense Council, it's a nice thing to do for the world... I just hope that the new owner of these articles of clothing doesn't wear them... because seriously, who knows where this chick has been... and she doesn't wear panties!
I mean, essentially, if you wear her clothes, you could very well be paying for diseases! I don't know who would ever do something like that... although there was this one time with me and that hooker with dysentery in Tijuana... but, to be fair, she said she was a single mom who was willing to "help me" out as long as I would "help her"... so, as far as I'm concerned, that doesn't count!
Britney out looking pretty gross in the face over the weekend:
