After proposing to Sienna Miller twice and getting denied both times, Welsh actor Rhys Ifans has finally convinced Sienna to marry him! Talk about the third time being the charm! The UK's The Sun reports:
The couple is alleged to be planning a summer wedding after Sienna accepted Ifans' third proposal earlier this month.
Lucky Rhys first asked for Miller's hand in marriage in August last year by sending her a cryptic message in Welsh, which read: "Marry the Misfit."
He then proposed for a second time in December at her 26th birthday party by hiding an engagement ring in a pile of gifts.
But it was third time lucky for the actor when Sienna finally accepted his proposal just a few weeks ago."
Wow, does anyone else think this is absolutely pathetic? I mean, Sienna Miller is well known for being an exhibitionist tramp and this guy asks her to marry her 3 times! Doesn't he know that she was just playing around with him all this time... but no... he just couldn't get past her sexy little trampiness and he just had to get attached like that. But I guess it happens sometimes... you just get bit by the love bug and there's no turning back... you just have to be with her and you just can't let her go. Ahh, it reminds me of that 39-year-old single mother I met when I was 14-years-old on a family vacation in southern Florida... ahh, she was a beauty.
She was staying in the room next to us at the Holiday Inn and she would always wear these white pants while she was with her little kid at the pool. Then, being the pimp ahead of my time as I was, I pulled her aside, ordered us two vodka martinis and asked her if she'd go for a ride in my Big Wheel with me. She obliged, and we spent the most beautiful night of romance together. Ahh, I asked her to marry me right there, but just like Sienna Miller, she straight up denied me... but now, years later, I can only kick myself... knowing that if I had only had Rhys Ifans' persistence and asked her just a few more times... she would be my 40-something-year-old sugar mama today!!! Dammit! You live and you learn I guess! Well, Rhys, here's to you man! For giving losers hope at love through the art of straight annoying persistence! You're a legend, man!
Sienna out in a bikini with Rhys in Los Cabos Mexico earlier this month:
