Rihanna better have her umbrella out and ready, because after seeing these pics, I'm about to make "Sex Explosion" (quote Borat) all over the place!
Rihanna and her boobies were out performing this saturday at the Rheinland-Pfalz Open Air in Mainz, Germany and boy were they delicious (both Rihanna and her perfect little funbags).
She might as well have had a big flashing neon sign on her forehead that said "Motorboat these" because these pics create a strong, burning desire within me to just stick my face right in there and oscillate my head quickly from side to side while making that "brrrr" sound that has been become all-too-familiar at Benedict family gatherings.
Long story, and yes... alcohol was involved.
Also, in that last pic, I think you can sneak just a tiny little peak at what appears to be the outer fringe of Rihanna's right nipple. So keep an eye out for that.
Anyway, check out Rihanna wowing the German crowd with her breasts... err, voice.
As they say in Germany: "Ya, die Rihanna ist der Sexy Time!"
Sorry, I speak German just about as good as my Guadalajaran gardener speaks English... check her out though.
And now for the possible nipple fringe shot. Delicious.
