Pam Anderson and Rick Salomon Officially Annulled!

Pam Anderson Annulled

Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon have both officially filed papers seeking an annulment on the grounds of "fraud". Those fraudulent pieces of white trash! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:

The marriage of Pamela Anderson and Rick Salomon was annulled on the grounds of fraud on Monday...

Anderson, 40, initially filed for divorce last December after two months of marriage.

On February 22, she sought an annulment, citing fraud. On Friday, Salomon, 39, also filed papers seeking an annulment (he, too, checked the box marked "fraud.")

Neither has explained why they cited fraud."

Since neither of these two idiots will explain why their marriage was fraudulent, I figured I might give it a shot. From Pamela's perspective, I think Rick was guilty of being fraudulent insofar as he misled Pam such that she thought he was actually famous for some reason. Frankly, he's basically only known for being an idiot and/or being the co-star of the Paris Hilton sex tape. Sure, that makes him pretty INfamous... but I don't think it necessarily entails that he's actually and fully famous in any way. As for Pamela being fraudulent in the eyes of Rick... well, you could probably start with her big fake breasts... but I don't see how that's real fraud considering that everyone in the world already knows that she made a full and illustrious career out of nothing but huge fake boobs and a small waist line!

Either way, it's just surprising to me that such white trash was able to end everything so peacefully and according to legal procedures... usually white trash marriages usually end up with the wife ripping a hubcap off her house and throwing it at her husband followed by the husband spitting some brown tobacco spit across the room at her. So, it's nice to see that Pam and Rick tried to keep things relatively clean!

Pam out looking hot in her patented white dress at her children's little league practice this past weekend:

3.24.08 at 03:58:42 PM