Just when you almost forgot that Paris Hilton is embarassingly dumb, she goes and makes ridiculous statements to refresh your memory! Specifically, this is what Paris Hilton stupidly said in front of New York Post reporters:
WOWWWW. Seriously. Paris is so stupid she's basically just the female version of George W. Bush, only with more STDs. I always knew South Africa was a country... hell, I even know a few cities there... like Cape Town and Johannesburg... but since when is WEST AFRICA a country. A region, maybe, but a whole country, I had no idea. Oh wait, that's because it's NOT a country and Paris is just a big dumb idiot! Unbelievable!
If I were foreign and didn't speak English very well and I heard about this, I would repeatedly scream out "I Can't Believable!!!" to express my disbelief. But even that partially incoherent sentence right there sounds less retarded than when Paris said that West Africa was a country. Then again, maybe Paris created her own geographical rules... after all... as a Hollywood celebutante, it's her world, we just live in it!
Here's Paris out in Africa doing charity work last week looking like a young Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman. As fake as she is, she looks kind of hot when she's caring for other humans. Dammit, I can't believe I just said that and meant it. I officially hate myself.
