Demi Moore shared with the audience at the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday that she undergoes blood-sucking leech therapy to keep up with the newest beauty treatments! Gross! Specifically, The Huffington Post says:
Demi describes how four leeches got drunk on her blood, starting from her bellybutton, and how they don't like hair and prefer waxed or shaved skin. She plans to go back for more."
Eww, leeches, that's pretty gross. Plus, they love waked or shaved skin... that sounds a little risque, doesn't it Demi? Does Ashton know where these leeches have been!? To be honest, all of this sounds a little too gross for me... if you were my wife and you told me you were in Austria getting your blood sucked by leeches, I'd be pretty grossed out. Then again, if you were anything like my real ex-wife and you said something like that to me, I'd probably just assume that was your way of telling me you were cheating on me, which would immediately be followed by me purchasing a shotgun and a ticket to Austria to find those shrimp-barbequeing, kangaroo-loving sons of b*tches. Oh wait, you said Austrian... hahahaha... ahhh, that's funny. I was all confused there... ahh, wow, that got me pretty good. Woo... I'm not even mad anymore... ahh, it's the little things in life, isn't it!?
Here's Demi out looking like the damn hot cougar on the prowl that she is arriving at the Late Show with David Letterman yesterday. Enjoy, kids!
