Jennifer Aniston and Courteney Cox were seen on a Hawaiian beach rockin' some bikinis this weekend.
So, you mean to tell me that there are bikini candids of Monica and Rachel from Friends!? Where were these when I was in 7th grade!?
Rachel was so hot those days that I would tell my mom that I had a stomach ache every thursday just so I could miss baseball practice and watch NBC's must see T.V. instead.
I know, I know, it may have been a bit feminine to trade sports for a sitcom primarily based on romantic comedy... but you gotta admit that one thirty minute episode of Friends had enough shots of Monica and Rachel in tight shirts that you could fill your spank bank up for at least a week!... you gotta at least give me that!
Now the years have passed, Friends is gone, and Brad left Jenn to go impregnate that irresistable she-devil.
I've cried for Jenn every night since that happened. Rachel just deserves so much better.
Anyway, check out Jennifer and her boobs "paddling her canoe."
Do me a favor, go back and re-read that phrase to yourself again. Why is that so F-ing FUNNY to me!?!? It just sounds dirty... but not... I don't know, but it's great and I'm gonna start saying it all the time now!
Eh-hem... uhhh, sorry about that. Anyway, check out Jenn's bits and Courteney's ass in these bikini candids. Baaaabbbyyyy!
NOTE: At 38-years-old Jennifer is officially a cougar.
A childhood obsession turned cougar. Wow. I just made sex explosion... again.
Sorry, Rihanna.
P.S. Nice bum, Courteney. I want to be friends with it. Get it, "Friends" with it!
Sorry again...
