Researchers have now discovered that Barack Obama and Brad Pitt are actually related! Studies show that the two are technically ninth cousins! Specifically, Us Magazine says:
Obama – who wrote his own Just Like Us captions last month – is also distantly related to six presidents, including George W. Bush.
Pitt and Obama are ninth cousins, linked by Edwin Hickman, who died in Virginia in 1769, the researchers found."
So, Barack Obama and Brad Pitt are ninth cousins, huh? It sounds pretty cool when you put it like that, but when you think about it, if you go back far enough, everyone is pretty much related. Heck, even me and God are like 1000th cousins. Seriously, me and Adam, the dude with Eve in the Garden of Eden and the whole bit... we were totally related! Hell, we were even boys in a past life of mine! So, HA! Barack! You thought YOU were cool because you were related to stupid Brad Pitt!
Oh, and about Hillary being related to Madonna, I don't believe it! There must have been some sort of mix up in the research... no one related to Madonna would ever wear that many pant-suits!!!
