Celeb Parasite

Demi Moore

I don't know how they do it, but Bruce Willis and Demi Moore still get along even though Demi is with that Ashton punk and Bruce continues to flaunt the gorgeous women he pulls right in front of Demi's face! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:

It is possible to remain friends with your ex. Bruce Willis showed off his new gorgeous gal pal, Emma Heming, Monday night at the Cinema Society screening of his ex-wife Demi Moore's latest flick, "Flawless." Then, the whole family - including daughter Tallulah Willis (looking way more sophisticated than her 14 years) - walked the red carpet at the Piaget-sponsored afterparty atop the Soho Grand."

Okay, I think I figured out the secret to the sustained friendship between Bruce Willis and Demi Moore... they're both swingers! I mean, Bruce sees his beloved ex-wife with that little Kutcher punk almost on a daily basis... and he's okay with it!? And then Demi sees old, wrinkly Bruce scoring gorgeous women and prancing them around right in front of her... the only way that would work without everyone killing each other is if they're all just swinging together. Yep, it's just one big Willis-Moore-Kutcher-Heming love fest! That's gotta be it... otherwise, human nature would have come over Bruce and he would have literally ripped open Kutcher's bony little body and eaten his annoying little soul already!

Demi out looking old and hot leaving ABC studios after doing the Regis and Kelly yesterday:

3.26.08 at 11:12:46 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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