Britney Spears Headed to the Kids' Choice Awards!

Britney Spears

Britney Spears is turning her life around so much lately, that rumor has it that she's scheduled to make an appearance on the orange carpet of the Kids' Choice Awards! OK! Magazine says:

Hot on the heels of her turn as a ditzy receptionist on CBS sitcom How I Met Your Mother, OK! has learned that Britney Spears may be making another high profile show-biz appearance — this time on the orange carpet of the Kids' Choice Awards on March 29!"

See, kids, no matter how many pink wigs you put on, no matter how many times you get locked up in the looney bin, and no matter how many times you flash your naked crotch to the world, you still have a chance to recover and change it all! Hell, if you can come back from stuff like that, you can become a role model and get an invite on the kids' choice awards! Ahh, that's the beauty of America... they'll rip you apart at the moment, but the American public's got a short, forgiving memory. Ahh, if only my ex-wife were more like the general public, we'd probably still be together... ahh well, forget her, tramp!

Britney out and about in a short blue dress yesterday:

3.27.08 at 11:29:41 AM
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