Hot Latina Chicks and Cute Doggies: My Heaven on Earth

Michelle Rodriguez on Malibu Beach with dog

You know, alot of people hear the name Michelle Rodriguez and it really doesn't mean anything to them. And you know what, if it weren't for her role in the first Fast and the Furious and her stint on LOST, she would be nothing more to me than just a cute little Latina playing with her doggy on the beach.

Then again, what's so wrong with being "merely" a cute little Latina playing with her doggy?

In fact, ever since I was a little school boy I never listened to what the priests told me about heaven. Rather, I always envisioned heaven just being a never-ending day at the beach spent frolicking in the sand with a hot Latina and my doggy.

So, in a sense, these Michelle Rodriguez pictures are like looking into my vision of life through your own personal little window...

The only thing is, in my version of heaven, when I get home from the beach I take that cute little Latina to pound-town and then go have a beer with Mike Ditka when I'm finished.

Quick... Who's tougher? Ditka or God?

Trick question. Ditka is God.

I guess that's why he always showed up at the end of my daydreams about heaven... hmm... never noticed that before... nice.

8.20.07 at 01:24:40 PM