Paris Hilton Defends Her Empire in Turkey!

Paris Hilton

Don't let Paris Hilton's stupidity fool you, she's proud of who she is and what she's built for herself... and she'll let you know about it too! Yesterday, Paris was in Turkey bragging about the empire she's built! Specifically, OK! Magazine says:

In Istanbul, Turkey, to judge the annual Miss Turkey beauty pageant, the celebutante defended herself against claims that she is the superficial simpleton the media would have you believe she is. "I don't pay attention to lies because I am a good person," says the hotel heiress. "I work very hard and I've built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there.""

You know what, she's right. I mean, sex-tapes, stupidity, selfishness, and sexuality are the staples of modern society, and that's all that Paris Hilton is, through and through. In fact, I wonder if she's that way because of society, or if over the recent years, she herself has molded society into the withered wasteland that it has become. Either way, I agree with Paris, she's a hard-working role model. She's basically just a product of her time. The only problem is... her time is pretty damn pathetic and the world itself is pretty much going down the drain. But hey, we have Paris to thank... she's pretty much solidified her place in history... and, with her trampiness, she's "solidified" a few other things along the way and we've got the video tapes to prove it! ZING!!!

Paris out in Turkey trying to belly dance yesterday because she's a tramp:

3.28.08 at 09:16:47 AM