Are Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom getting close again!? What happened to his Victoria's Secret girlfriend, Miranda Kerr!? Well, it seems that Jenn and Orly were getting pretty close the other day! Specifically, The New York Post's Page Six says:
I don't know why, but this whole Jennifer Aniston and Orlando Bloom thing just doesn't sound right. Jennifer has that whole "desperate single mom" look to her, even though she's not even a mother, and Orlando has this strange, boyish, creepy look to him. Don't get me wrong, he's a handsome dude, I'm not a hater, but I just think these two are an odd mix. It's almost like Jenn is so desperate for attention that she's like... eh, I'll settle for creepy-looking girly-man who ironically is arguably pretty than I am in the face... while Orlando's like... stupid American girls, all I have to do is speak in my girly voice with my little accent and the panties... they fall off!
In the end, I do find myself questioning if when I decided to make myself all chiseled and manly, iit was a bad choice since Jennifer likes soft, girly men. But, nah, I can crack walnuts with my butt... that's a great talent... especially at parties... so, overall, I think I'm okay with my masculine, muscular, sexiness... not all men should look like little boys like Orlando!
Jennifer out looking cute per usual earlier this week:
