All right, some of you may be into this cougar, others will probably be slightly disgusted by her... but either way, Janice Dickinson, the self-proclaimed "first supermodel of the world", is worthy of some old-lady diva recognition. Just look at the expressions on her face (if you can see past the silicon)... I mean, this lady really thinks she's something. Does she not realize that without all that plastic surgery she would look like a big, old wrinkly raisin. Ha, did I just call Janice Dickinson a "raisin"? I think I did... somehow, it suits her.
Anyway, with all that said though, I have to admit, she looks pretty damn good for her age... plastic surgery or not, it is what it is! She's what? Approximately 107-years-old? That's an old broad! For that age, she looks damn good. Oh, wait, what? Turns out she's only 53. She's 53-years-old and she still looks like a cheap hooker from the Vegas Strip. Eh, screw it, that's talent... most 53-year-old women I know where baggy khaki shorts and big sweatshirts that have names of strange places on the front... like "Maine" with a big picture of a lighthouse on it. Sure, they make it seem like they wear it because they had a really good vacation there back in '82, but truth of the matter is, they're just trying to hide their enormous old-lady stomach.
So, with that said, Janice is doing a little bit better than that! I'll give her that! So, based on that comparison, and the fact that Janice still thinks she's an absolute diva to this day... I present her with the CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day award. Congratulations, Janice!
Janice out getting her nails did just a few days ago:
