Okay, so this may or may not be some sort of stupid prank for Ashton "I'm a little pansy-boy" Kutcher's new show "Pop Fiction" that plays tricks on paparazzi and the media... but, prank or not, Audrina Patridge got a tattoo of Chinese lettering on her left arm yesterday that translates into "The rice is fried in pork fat"! Specifically, OK! Magazine reports:
Loosely translated from Chinese to English, Audrina's new body ink reads, "The rice is fried in pork fat.""
You know what, even this is a prank, I think it's stupid. I mean, if a talentless smokin' hot chick like Audrina is going to play a prank, it should always involve at least two or three other hot women... and some whipped cream... definitely some whipped cream! Now that would be a prank worth hearing about! But, instead, prank or not, she gets some strange, ugly Chinese lettering on her arm that allegedly translates into "The rice is fried in pork fat."
That's not even funny, it's just disappointing. Such a hot baby carrot... tainted with such a hideous marking. It's pretty much like defacing a national monument... if the monument had a really pretty face and fantastic boobs. Then again, no national monuments will ever look that good! Unless Hillary becomes president and they put a life-sized sculpture of her naked body on the White House lawn! Ohhh baby! The hotness!!!
Audrina out getting a hideous tattoo yesterday from a very kind, handsome man:
