And now, time for a brief silicone moment with Carmen Electra...
Former "Cougar of the Day" award-winner Carmen Electra traded in her bikini for an evening dress at the Redhot Midnight Kiss Party on Saturday and boy did she look delicious.
Here, Carmen proves wrong all those who thought that plastic breasts and the word "elegant" could never fit in the same sentence.
In fact, instead of just simply being the undeniably hot tramp that she is, I would even go so far to say that Carmen cleaned up so well that I would even call her "pretty."
And, if I were looking at these pics down south with my one-eyed uncle Bobby in Miss-sippi, I'd probably join him in calling her "purrrrdy."
Poor Bobby, I always felt bad about that fishing incident that left him with one eye.
He was a good soul though. He always told me: "You know what there, Ace... don't be feelin' bad about that damned left eye on me, I don't need no pity. After all, the good Lord done givin' me a spare."
Ah, that Bobby and I had some good times... such a positive little handicap he was.
Anyway, check her out.
