New reports are now saying that Kevin Federline, even after all the craziness, still loves Britney Spears, for she is the mother of his children! Specifically, Showbiz Spy reports:
“I still love Britney. She’s the mother of my children,” Federline, 30, said.
And Jamie Spears — Britney’s dad — is even reportedly encouraging the pair to reunite.'
Wow, who knew K-Fed could be so touching. I mean, even if he had these thoughts, I'm just shocked at the way he articulated them... "She's the mother of my children." So simple, so honest, and thus powerfully moving. I figured he would have said something in his white-rapper jargon like "Yea, Britney's aight yo cuz she still my baby-mama after that night years back when I hit it in the back seat of my 'Lambo.'" So, yea, here's to K-Fed not using his white-boy ebonics. It's much appreciated.
See, K-Fed, you can get a lot more accomplished when you just let the whole white rapper thing go. Oh, but before I go, about the whole still loving Britney thing... I just have to ask, have you actually seen what she looks like. Oh, you have? Damn, now that's love! A strong, deep love that transcends mere appearances! It's beautiful, really! Get these kids back together!
