Celeb Parasite

Audrina Patridge

Recently, Audrina Patridge has been putting forth her absolute best effort to prove to the world that she's an attention whore. Like most other talentless women in Hollywood who are hanging on by a thread in the memories of the American public, Audrina will do pretty much anything to establish some sort of "real" form of celebrity... other than just being "one of the hot, nameless baby carrots" on MTV's fake reality TV show, "The Hills." And let me tell you, it's a big leap from "nameless baby carrot" on some show to actual "celebrity" in Hollywood... and you know what, I think Audrina has almost become successful in making a real name for herself.

Honestly, I think that a few more episodes of nude pictures, hideous tattoos, and singing performances in skanky lingerie with The Pussycat Dolls (as portrayed by the pictures below of Audrina at Pure Nightclub in Vegas this weekend)... this chick might actually reach Heidi Montag status... that is, someone who doesn't deserve to be famous, but is constantly down your throat that all of a sudden she appears to be famous! I don't know if that's a good thing, Audrina... but if that's what you're going for, good for you sweetheart. Hey, what's making a fool of yourself if you look hot doing it... I mean, Paris Hilton has made not just a career, but a whole empire based on that one simple strategy!

Audrina out this weekend at Pure Nightclub in Vegas performing with The Pussycat Dolls:

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