J-Lo and her bony hubby, Marc Anthony, were out and about in NYC last night, and J-Lo was rocking one impressively thin post-pregnancy body! Us Magazine says:
A week after debuting her post baby bod, she looked slimmer than ever Sunday at the New York premiere of Shine A Light, which she attended with husband Marc Anthony.
On Friday, she was spotted getting her hair done at a NYC hair salon.
Lopez, 38, gave birth to twins, Max and Emme, just over a month ago, on February 22."
Wow, J-Lo is slimming down fast! Does this chick even eat anymore? After years and years of filling up on arroz con pollo, I'm afraid that Jennifer might be on the path to lose those sexy, patented curves of hers! If that ever happens, it will be a horrible tragedy. However, to be honest, her face looks a little odd... I'll be the first to say that prior to her pregnancy, J-Lo was one hot Boriqua (yea, I'm down with the homies, I can say words like "Boriqua")... but now she looks a little weird in the face. She doesn't look too bad, but she kind of looks like a dude with a lot of make-up on... to me, anyway.
You know what, maybe J-Lo looks so thin because that's not actually her... it's just some hispanic transvestite hired by J-Lo to make it seem like she's got a fit, slender body so soon after pregnancy... meanwhile J-Lo's at home looking like a plump hog eating everything in the cabinets of her house! Plus, not only does that explain the quick recovery from pregnancy... it also explains Marc Anthony's anorexia! So, I challenge you to come up with a better comprehensive theory!
J-Lo out showing off her post-pregnancy body last night at the New York premiere of "Shine a Light":
