Cameron Diaz says she's enjoying the single life even though she says she could be in a realtionship if she wanted to be and that she's "a lot of woman"! Specifically, Us Magazine reports that she said:
"I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be, but I haven't finished doing what I'm doing," she added...
Simply put, she says, "I like boys — a lot. I'm boy crazy. That hasn't changed since I was very young."...
"I'm a lot of woman — in a lot of ways," she says. "And I understand that can be intimidating."
Hmm... that's weird, that whole "I could be in a relationship if I wanted to be..." phrase really strikes me. Isn't that what ugly chicks who can't get a boyfriend say? And in order to ease the pain of being rejected by the world, they go around saying ridiculous things out loud like "I could have a boyfriend, I just don't want one!" Yea right... the only time that works is when you're one hot baby carrot and you just can't help seizing the moment and jumping from guy to guy. Sadly, I think that that's what Cameron Diaz thinks about herself... and frankly, I think someone should tell her that although she has a hot body, her face looks like something out of that kid's puppet show, "Fraggle Rock."
At the very least, she looks like some sort of muppet, with that disproportionately large mouth and those beady little eyes, and that thin, stringy hair of hers. All right, I'm sorry, that was a little harsh... I forgot... she's just "a whole lot of woman" as she indicated above. How could I be so silly to not realize that that's why she's ALONE! HA! And no, it shouldn't matter that while I'm saying all this, I'm typing in a cold, dark room in my parents' basement... where I live... alone... and sleep on a mattress made of old pizza boxes and I haven't shaved for weeks. But hey, that doesn't mean that what I said about Cameron isn't true!
Cameron at the Nickolodeon Kids' Choice Awards last Saturday:
