Jennifer Love Hewitt is battling the media once again after facing pregnancy rumors because she wore a big, ugly, poofy, maternity-looking dress at the Nickoldeon Kids' Choice Awards this past weekend! Specifically, Us Magazine reports:
She fought back after the bikini pictures hit the Internet. And now her rep has issued a flat-out denial: "She is not pregnant.""
But if she's not pregnant, then that means that she just likes to wear big, poofy, hideous dresses on her own accord. As far as I'm concerned, she would have been better off telling the world she was pregnant... because, frankly, if she's not pregnant and she's going around looking like that... she's just screaming out two specific words to the world: FASHION DISASTER!!! And in Hollywood, let me tell you, there's NOTHING worse than that! My advice to Jenn: if she's not already pregnant (and just lying about it to the media), then she better go out there and get knocked up ASAP, because that's the only way she can save herself from this humiliation!
Hmm... I just realized that what I just said above, although completely true, was horribly feminine... and I just don't feel right at the moment. I have to go do something manly, quick! That's it, I'm gonna go put on a construction worker's outfit and start spitting everywhere and whistling at all the 50-year-old women walking home from work by themselves as they pass by! Ahh yes, that's better... but did I just say "construction worker's outfit"... why does that immediately make me think of The Village People!? Dammit, I don't know what's wrong with me today!
Jennifer Love Hewitt in her aforementioned hideous dress at the Nickolodeon Kids' Choice Awards this weekend:
