Celeb Parasite

Katie Holmes

Wow, since when did Katie Holmes become so hideous. She looks like a cross between a lesbian and that creepy, quiet kid from high school who never wanted to go to college, but rather preferred working on his "portfolio" for art school... which basically consisted of several crayon-drawings of slaughtered pigs and clowns with white make-up.

Hmm, which reminds me, I wonder whatever happened to that kid. Quiet kid, I think his name was Jared, or Jason... I can't remember... it was something with a J. I think he ended up joining a cult and now he's brainwashed and he spends most of his day walking around in a Japanese Kimono and singing old Beatles' tunes. Which, when you think about it, isn't so different from Katie's life and the unhealthy psychological relationship she has with her tiny, yet powerful little husband!

4.02.08 at 11:52:56 AM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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Notime - 6 months, 1 week ago:
The guy with the big watch is a bit of a busibody -- dontcha think? With camara in hand and really big watch he tries to tell as much of the story that he can all by himself. This sucks. Wonder why the cruises went to supper with the Seinfelds in January? One might have wondered if that was gonna work !! Then the Madanna event they attended but separately. Did not know the two couples even knew each other -- aside and except for incidents like these. TMZ also getting spit on after the all important question -- " Are you guys TMZ ?? You F * * * * * ers !!! " One more reason to hate the seinfelds. And the games -- the awful head games and now dis* * * *ing those in actually considered hollywood since sitcom star are probably not. The haircut most likely is to prove these photos are not from an earlier point , etc., etc., I think he was told to keep his mouth shut about the hairut since we all know that he is bald and wear a toupe !!! Anal activity causes hair loss . He isn't running tab stories on sitcom stars who are getting grey and have lost lots of hair. Perhaps daniel henry or david henry from e tonight or the insider will run a story about it. ha ha. right. shut the whole works down as he has done to so many others. there are lots of people pissed. Airplanes, bullet bikes and now camera equipment and most likely all stolen. Roll another fiat you f****ng prick !!
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