Now, although Janice Dickinson was the Cougar of the Day not too long ago, I feel that today she has earned the right to be recognized for her cougaricity once again. Sure, she's had considerable reconstructive cosmetic surgery over the years and she's pretty much hideous in the face, I just want to take a moment to openly appreciate her ability to demonstrate such amazing flexibility (shown above). I mean, at nearly 100-years-old, that's pretty good! ZING!
Okay, all joking aside though, I think Janice isn't all that bad all the time. After all, she does have an interesting little body on her. She's got those implants, those long, gangly appendages and a relatively firm core. Those are virtues no matter what age you are... nevermind if you're 53-years-old like Janice! So, with that said, for the sake of pure well-aged skankism and impressive flexibility, Janice is the CelebParasite.com REVISITED Cougar of the Day! Check her out, kids. Just be careful, with some of those angles, if you look in the wrong spot, you might get a little more than you bargained for!
