Reports are now indicating that funny man Jerry Seinfeld walked away from a pretty serious car crash this weekend in The Hamptons. Specifically, People Magazine says:
The ex-Seinfeld star was driving solo at 7:40 p.m. when the brakes on his Italian sedan malfunctioned, East Hampton Town Police Chief Todd Sarris told the New York Post.
The 53-year-old reportedly tried the emergency brake and – when that failed – swerved to keep the vehicle from careening into an intersection.
The two-door, 1967 Fiat BTM flipped over before coming to a halt just yards from the highway, Sarris said, adding that Seinfeld's maneuver "probably avoided a very serious accident.""
Wait, so Seinfeld's brakes just randomly failed like that? While he was driving around The Hamptons... in New York, the mafia capital of the world. That sounds a little fishy! I think this might have been a set-up. But what problem could a mob boss possibly have with the kind and gentle Jerry Seinfeld!?
I know what it is... one of those gangsters took his little 5-year-old kid to see that Bee Movie... and after about an hour and a half of listening to Seinfeld's nasally voice, he just had to "get even". Honestly, the only problem is, now that Seinfeld got out alive, and now the organized crime family across town, who were huge "Seinfeld" fans back in the nineties, are looking for revenge. This may cause an all-out war between the families. We'll keep you posted on any further developments!
