You know, other than the fact that she's just old, mostly plastic, and hot all at the same time, there's just something about Lisa Rinna that screams "cougar"! I came across these photos of her out in nothing but a robe, sipping on a glass of red wine, apparently after getting it on with some dude. There's just something sexy and cougarific about that.
In fact, it reminds me of this one time when I met this crazy Brazilian chick in her late 30s. Some may say it was just lust, others may say it was love at first sight between her and me... and before I knew it was on her apartment balcony in Rio with her wearing nothing but a bed sheet as we both drank from the same glass of Cabernet. Sure, she was a bit wrinkly under the eyes and by the wrists (seriously, that's where you look to determine age, I know from experience), but overall she had one tight, rapidly-approaching-menopause body and there ain't nothing wrong with that! Let me tell you!
Anyway, needless to say, Lisa Rinna is today's CelebParasite.com Cougar of the Day! Congratulations, Lisa, I believe this makes you our first 3-time Cougar of the Day award winner. Please, take what I've given you and cherish it!
Lisa out looking all sensual and giggly in her robe in a hotel robe earlier this week:
