Remember Kristin Cavallari? If not, don't sweat it, because I didn't either. However, a handy dandy Google Image search will remind you that Kristin was an extremely attractive faux celebrity (possibly a reality show star around the time of Heidi Montag). Now that people care more about "Jersey Shore" than her, she hasn't been in the media. BUT, now that she is pregnant, people care again! Because people like seeing other people pregnant (because we're all freaks). So I hope you enjoy looking at this gallery. ... and yes, you should feel dirty, pervert.

I can't be sure why Josh Duhamel is sporting a redneck mohawk... I'm going to assume that it is a tactic to either rid himself of Fergie (they didn't take a break like the Black Eyed Peas did, right?) or to bed hundreds of women. Because there is nothing women love more than a bad boy. Who looks like he would sleep with his own sister.

Want to feel disgusting to your very core (but still a little bit excited at the same time)? The biggest version of Jessica Simpson (see gallery below) wants sex. And she wants now, unborn fetus or not!

I am definitely 'feeling intimate,'" said the sassy Texan said - and how! "I'm kind of unstoppable right now. The Big O is, like, the biggest O ever!" Former NFL pro Johnson, 32, is definitely game, she added. "He's always ready."

... it's okay to feel what you're feeling. I won't tell anyone.

You know, I can't really blame Gerard Butler for having sex with married women. After all, he is a steamy heart throb who is probably as addicted to sex as he is to various narcotics. And according to Radar he was doing plenty of that (laying married women) while he was busing snorting cocaine:

Butler became involved with the actress last year and carried on an affair with her for several months. The hunky actor was actually friends with the woman and her husband before becoming sexually involved with her. "It was a very intense relationship. [She] had very strong feelings for Gerard, despite the fact that she was a newlywed at the time."

Hey look, it's Katy Perry wearing something slutty! I'm not complaining, my crotchal region appreciates her efforts, but it is a strange fashion trend. I just hope it doesn't catch on. For every hot girl that wears a see-through dress, fifty fat girls will wear the very same.

Although Christina Hendricks claims that her cell phone was "hacked" (I'm starting to believe this is absolutely impossible, by the way), we all know that she just leaked these herself. No one looks good in 100% of their cell phone pictures. Usually mine consist of self-taken bathroom shots taken in bars when I'm trying to convince someone to give me their number. (My plan is to immediately send them the picture once I get their number, that way I can convince them I am an attractive non-crazy.)

"Christina's phone was in fact hacked and photos were stolen," Hendricks' rep told E! News. "The proper authorities have been contacted in hopes of rectifying this situation."

Added the rep: "The topless image is fake and not an image of Christina."

If you're a Peyton Manning fan, you're going to be slightly disappointed (and only slightly because you HAD to see this coming): the Indianapolis Colts are going to cut 35-year-old quarterback.

35 is no 40, so it's not like he should have been gracefully exiting at this point, but he was nearing the end of his career and kept getting injured. Plus, now the Colts can draft Andrew Luck. And who doesn't want a player whose last name is Luck? (I know nothing about football, which is why my insights are similar to those of a fifth grader.)