For all of you who will never get to meet Gisele Bundchen in real life, you can now order her as a drink, if it's any consolation! Restaurant owner Greg Brier has created a tropical cocktail called the Gisele Bundchen! The New York Post's Page Six says:
Hmm... that's interesting... I'll finally be able to say in public that I'll have a "Gisele Bundchen on the rocks" and people will think I'm talking about ice and not something dirty! My question is, what's in a Gisele Bundchen? And no, I don't want you to tell me "Tom Brady"! Bad joke, I know. But, seriously, what could really be in this thing? Maybe some tropical Brazilian fruits, like mangos and plantains, for her heritage. And then maybe some pineapple for her fair eyes and her blonde hair... and perhaps a splash of heaven because she's just that perfect (yea, I'm a real sweet-talker with the ladies)! And all of that will be served in a real tall glass to stay true to her legs that go on for days!
Ahh, now that's a drink. Ordering her drink would probably be the closest I'd ever get to Gisele... but, now that I think of it, I'm probably too poor to even do that! It's a cruel world we live in, boys, isn't it? Well, the only thing that makes me feel better is that I get to enjoy Gisele's stunning beauty by staring at her while she's being hot at various celebrity events. Here she is a couple of weeks ago at the Vogue eyewear launch in Ibiza. Check her out. She seriously is perfect. Enjoy, kids.
