Dane Cook's L.A. neighbors are angry with him because his dog poops everywhere and he doesn't clean it up! The New York Post's Page Six says:
"Neither he nor his girl friend pick up after the dog," said a source. "They've sent him three notices so far over the last year warning him he'll be evicted, and they have video. The neighbors all hate him."
The landlord has now filed a complaint in court. "Dane vigorously denies the allegations in the complaint and is looking forward to complete vindication through the legal proceedings," said his rep Ina Treciokas.
Another source said "a number of witnesses" will come for ward to speak on Cook's behalf if the case goes to trial. "
HA! More hatred toward Dane Cook... it's almost sad... if he weren't a complete tool bag! You know, I used to like this guy... I watched a few of his acts back when he was only semi-famous, before he was crazy famous, and I thought he was hilarious. Now, everytime I see him, I get angry. Sometimes I even have to go kick a puppy just to let off some steam. Okay, okay, I'm just kidding I love puppies... I basically just love animals in general. In fact, every once in a while when I see a wounded mammal on the road, I always stop and try to save it. Most of the time it's too late, and you sometimes feel like your efforts are futile, but I always say to myself: "If you can just save one beaver... it will all be worth it". And that's what keeps me going!
Anyway, I lost my train of thought. What was I saying? Who was I talking about? Oh yea, Dane Cook. Yea, he's worthless... I hope the court finds him guilty of neglecting all of his dog's poo and the court rules that all of his neighbors get to throw dried up pieces of poo at his big stupid head. Hey, that's not me being cruel... that's JUSTICE!
