Jamie Lynn Spears celebrated her 17th birthday with her fiance, Casey Aldridge, last Friday, but the rest of the family was celebrating in a nice little Italian restaurant WITHOUT HER! Us Magazine reports:
Jamie Lynn hit up a local Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday restaurant just outside Kentwood, while big sis Britney, brother Bryan and his girlfriend, Lynne and Jamie dined with a group at Italian restaurant Peppone in Brentwood.
There was no mention of Jamie Lynn or the fact that it was her birthday at the Spears family dinner, an eyewitness told Usmagazine.com."
See, that's what a pregnant 17-year-old needs in order for a special birthday... a quiet evening alone with her baby-daddy fiance. I bet they had a nice relaxing night together, perhaps with a candlelight dinner. The only thing is, it probably wasn't your traditional candlelight dinner with champagne, maybe some caviar, and a salmon filet. Instead, for some reason, I picture Jamie-Lynn and Casey mowing down on some fried alligator, drinking strawberry flavored arbor mist out of juice glasses, and smoking Parliament cigs until their voices get too raspy for talking and they just start to "wrastle".
Oddly enough, every time I think of couples from the south, I just picture them talking all crazy and chewing on a piece of wheat, spitting everywhere until they just randomly stop and stare at each other and without even saying anything, they start to "wrastle". Sure, that's probably because I'm ignorant and I don't like to think so I just buy into all of the short-sighted, often insensitive stereotypes of other peoples, but hey, I still bet it's not too far from the truth!
Jamie Lynn and Casey out shopping at Wal-Mart on her birthday because she's just that classy:
