Despite Heidi Montag's public endorsement of John McCain and McCain's appreciation for her support, it has recently been leaked that Heidi Montag isn't even registered to vote! Radar online reports:
At least not according to voter registration officials in her hometown, Crested Butte, Colorado, or her current place of residence, Los Angeles County, who told Radar by phone that no one named "Heidi Montag" exists in the database of registered voters. A Lexis search confirmed that Montag isn't registered anywhere else in Colorado, either. (Her rep could not immediately confirm Heidi's voter status)."
So, after all that talk from Heidi about how she supports John McCain and she's going to vote for him because she likes his political agenda and/or his old, wrinkly body... and, in the end, it turns out that she's not even registered to vote. What a damn liar! And don't try to tell me she's not a liar... because I can get you on the whole "lie of omission" technicality, meaning that she left out an important detail about herself and knowingly misled the public because of it! Now that I think of it, Heidi sounds less like a voter and more like a politician herself! Only with big fake boobs!
You know what... that reminds me... that's what's missing from the on-going presidential race! Sure, Heidi's dumb and just plain ridiculous in a lot of ways... but I'd still vote for her... for two very specific, noticeable, round, and squishy reasons! Ah, yes, fake boobs change everything! Which brings me to my final point: if Hillary Clinton was really serious about this election, she would have gotten implants from the start! Or, at the very least, she would have gotten them sometime during the New Hampshire primary... you know, to really make her mark. Oh, and to keep up with that excessively wide ass of hers! ZING!
