Mischa Barton will accept a plea deal in her DUI case so that she will avoid jail time and merely serve three years of probation and pay a $1,700 fine! People Magazine says:
The former O.C. star will plead no contest to DUI at her arraignment Thursday in Beverly Hills court, and agree to serve a three-year unsupervised probation term, the source says.
Barton will also be sentenced to a three-month alcohol-education class, and pay a fine of approximately $1,700. In addition, a marijuana possession charge against the actress will be dropped, due to the small amount found. Another charge of driving without a license will be reduced to an infraction, according to the source."
Ahh, dammit! Another celebrity off the hook. But, I've been thinking about this one long and hard, and I think I've decided to let Mischa off easy on this one. Why, you ask? Well, unlike the usual Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton types who are just random ugly skanks who seek publicity by releasing sex tapes and whining about their fabulous lives, Mischa is actually good looking in the face. And I figured, hey, I've gotten away with so much in life because of my pretty man-face, that it's only fair if I let Mischa off the hook this one time.
Not to mention, she's recently realized that her career has been going down the drain since her time on The O.C., and in a desperate attempt to distinguish herself and pull her face out of complete obscurity in Hollywood, she's been doing a lot of nude scenes in her new movies, and I like that about that. So, Mischa, do your probation, pay your fines, and keep flashing your little boobies to the world... who knows, maybe one day, you'll be president! Ahh, if only Hillary Clinton spent her youth as you have... maybe she'd actually win this thing!
